Panties and Bacon!
Well, I've still been pretty busy in the process of trying to find a place down in New Orleans so I can move down there and start working on my own personal little permanent vacation. I haven't actually *gone back* yet... I want to wait until I have a bunch of apartments to look at so that I can get one so I can stay and work longer! I was planning on being back in New Orleans so much sooner than all this; it's really throwing my game off in a major way, and leaving me with some major writer's block. This is supposed to be a blog about my stripper shenanigans... but I'm not dancing!!
So while I was packing today for the big move, I started realizing just how many pairs of panties I actually have! I couldn't honestly believe the huuge pile! This isn't all of them, there are *always* panties in the laundry. It's nice to take inventory...
When buying panties, I find it pleasant to have a variety of cuts and colors, mixin' it up is the spice of life, you know? Everything from the teeniest thongs to a booty bumpin' boy short is a-ok by me!
... AND if you want a bumpin' booty, there's no way better way to get it than everyone's favorite breakfast food: BACON! I made some bacon today, the two different kinds: Crispy and Chewy...
I myself have always preferred chewy bacon over crispy bacon... It just seems like you lose so much of the meat's flavor when you fry it into a crunchy little band-aid. I mean, crunchy is alright for like a sammich or a blt, but for straight bacon munching... chewy is the way of champions.
That's all for Now!
PS- Hotel for New Orleans is BOOKED. Nothing standing in my way now! Tomorrow I finish packing and I hit the road early on Tuesday!