Glluuurrr.... bllllluuuuuggg....??? (OHAI REDDIT!)
Sorry about the lack of updates in the last (hangs head in shame) month. I didn't end up making it to my Aerosmith concert, which left me... grumpy. I like to keep my blog overall happy... I can't stand it when peoples' blogs turn into nothing but whiny, self indulgent crap... oops? ^_^ On top of that, my best friend turned 30 last week... So appropriate partying left me in no shape to form coherent thoughts. Pile that onto the fact that I've been multi-symptom sick (nausea, vomiting, fever, chills, aches, and a really *awesome* respiratory infection) AND, as a stripper, I have to fight against a natural laziness that has plagued my kind for centuries.
I may be a little goofy on cough syrup... AND WEED.
Anyway, all that stuff and the fact that I've been working on a complete site redesign (Update:The site is done... I just am being lazy about plugging all my content into my layout... That's bitch work.)Guh, but whatever I'm tired of apologizing... I show you people my boobs. :) You forgive me right? So, I was really salty at myself for being all trainwrecked out when I had, like, a day of MEGATRAFFIC (enough to start throwing bandwidth errors?! FUCK YEA)From my new super-favorite link aggregating website:
...So I thought I would take some time to talk about some of the stuff I read in the comments. I've never been involved in any incest and I don't have a brother, I'm totally not an artist and I know half/most of the time my comics suck/aren't funny. There's totally a person under here, I never claimed to know anything about photoshop either (fyi its a HUGE program and I am an un-edu-ma-cated stripper) Plus, I show my boobs let me have my airbrushing, k? I totally have a boob fetish. I love boobs. Who doesn't? And I gotta say, I love my boobs in particular. Which I why I celebrate their birthdays with Boob Shaped food! I don't have any kids, yes, I smoke cigarettes... but I'm in my early 20's and thus obviously invincible (as my tattoo suggests) Also, I don't have any STD's and I dance at DejaVu Showgirls on Bourbon St.
Haha, that was just the highlights! So anyways guys, thanks for all the love, the comments were, I'd say, about 80% positive, so... *glee face*, and as soon as the cough syrup wears off I'll write a few reviews of the videogames I'm playing right now! I'll maybe even take some new photos and see if I can't work on my photoshop skills a bit!