Monday, October 31, 2011
Thursday, October 27, 2011
Funny Photos From Strip Club Websites
This is my new favorite thing ever. If you've ever been to a strip club website, you know they are completely terrible most of time. If you're feeling adventurous most sites have a gallery section where you can look at picture of some of their dancers. Most of the time this section is comedy GOLD. GOLD I TELL YOU.
So I'm going to start posting them. Here ya go! This fine lady goes by the name Summer, and she works at a small club in central Illinois... and this is her sexy face. That is all.
Catch ya later ;)
Wednesday, October 26, 2011
Random Meme: Bear Grylls: Deoderant
Thursday, October 20, 2011
Gypsy Boots: If Stripping were an X-Box Game
Wednesday, October 19, 2011
Gypsy Boots: They can't all be Funny!
Thursday, October 13, 2011
Random Meme: Good Guy Greg: Strippers
Tuesday, October 11, 2011
Gypsy Boots: "The Many Moods of Moonshine"
Saturday, October 8, 2011
Lamest Pokemon of All Time (of the Week)
Week 2: Furret
I know what you're thinking. “Moonshine, of course they're going to be be running out ideas once they get to #568. There's only so many good combos for different critters!” To that I say “No, good sir, you would be quite wrong. Quite wrong, indeed.” Running out of ideas is basing a Pokemon on a common house pet that has no special abilities. That brings me to my pick for LPAT for this week, #162, Furret. Yeah, #162. Only 12 Pokemon past the original 150. LAME.
Furret is a ferret. A six foot tall, 71lbs ferret. Now, I'm not saying that a ferret of that size couldn't fuck some shit up, all I'm saying is the designers on this one could have maybe added something to it to make it a little cooler. How about wings. Crazy colors? What about a menacing look on its face? Literally anything would be cooler than this. It even behaves like a giant ferret. It lives in the wild in prairie land, it burrows in the ground, it sleeps in piles with other Furrets.
Everything I read about this Pokemon is lame and boring. Basically everything I told you in the last paragraph is all there is. Furret has only had a few unspectacular appearances in the anime, has been seen in, but has contributed nothing of value to the manga, and is pretty much just a great big dud. The worst part is that based on the fact that its just a giant ferret, I can only assume that it smells like a giant ferret would. Ferrets have a Musk Gland, which, along with urine, they use to mark their territory, aid in mating rituals and spray predators when they feel threatened. Even ferret that have this gland removed still have that musky animal smell. Like swamp moss soaked in stale piss.
The most disappointing thing about this Pokemon is the fact that its much cooler before it evolves. Setret is still a relatively bland Pokemon battle-wise, but at least it looks like a crazy raccoon-rabbit-Tigger hybrid. Its freakin' adorable. Then it evolves into a giant, stinky rodent. FAIL.
So here's to you, creator of Furret. Obviously you have way too many ferrets at home, name them like people, and let them eat off the dinner table with you. Way to let your obsession for tube-shaped rodents completely rule you're life.
Wednesday, October 5, 2011
Random Meme: Fry Not Sure if X: StripClub Lights
Random Meme: Foul Bachelorette Frog: Brush Teeth
Tuesday, October 4, 2011
Gypsy Boots: PedoRon Strikes Back
Started coloring this one, but decided I like it better black and blue. This is a follow up to my very embarrassing first comic. This is pretty much exactly the conversation that transpired. I think lemonade will always creep me out now.